Yes, I know, I didn’t post much during Big Brother 8 because…well…it was a bit crap really wasn’t it?

Chanelle, Ziggy, Carole, the two fit twins who didn’t have a word to say between them, motor mouth Charley. Not forgetting the winner, and greatest actor in Big Brother of all time, Brian. He managed to maintain his “stupid” act for his whole time in the house, fair play to him.

Oh, and I almost forgot that non-event - Big Brother Celebrity Hijack. Actually, it is best forgotten I think!

So I’m really hoping that Big Brother 9 will revive the flagging fortunes of this once great show and motivate me to post to this blog regularly, even if it’s only to sit back in the comfort of my own flat and mock the housemates through the anonymity of the internet while they suffer on TV for our pleasure.