A lot of fuss was made before this series about there being a “love pod” in the garden. Nobody seems to have been in it yet though! I haven’t even seen anyone try to enter it either. Is it locked? Has anyone tried to get into it? Why hasn’t it even been mentioned? Anyone know anything about it?!

Watching the eviction show tonight, I couldn’t help but think that a lot of housemates came out of the whole picturegate row looking quite bad, so I thought I’d take a break from the Kings of Leon at Glasto to jot down my thoughts…

Winners

You have to say the only real winner was Rex - although at fault to start with, he apologised repeatedly and admitted he made a mistake. He stood up to the bullies in the gang in a dignified manner without getting aggressive or losing his temper.

Mo, I suppose, is also a winner in a way. This guy has more issues than the Beano but you can’t help thinking that people will have considerable sympathy for the way he’s being treated. And, let’s face it, nobody deserves to be spat at.

Darnell - was incensed about the spitting and right to take it up with the in-crowd.

Losers

Dennis - ultimate loser who paid for his disgusting act with his place in the house. Good riddance to a nasty, divisive, piece of work.

Jenn - total emotional over-reaction to what Rex did which went on and on and on. The queen bee loved all the attention she was getting and milked it for all she could.

Dale & Stuart - couldn’t believe their luck when the opportunity arouse to defend their damsel in distress. Jenn’s two lapdogs were needlessly aggressive in their attempts to show they could defend her.

Bex - idiotically jumped on the bandwagon.

Luke - almost managed to stay out of it but ended up jumping on the bandwagon too in the end.

Not Sures

Rachel, Kat & Lisa, seemed to stay suitably detached.

Mario - strange rubbing of Mo’s back. Definitely likes to identify a victim and then take up their cause. Surprised health & safety wasn’t mentioned in relation to the spitting incident.

I really feel BB are missing a trick by not having the Sunday psychology show anymore. I used to love their analysis of incidents such as this. Bring back the good old days when it was actually a social experiment and not a platform for fame is what I say!

As predicted earlier, Dennis has been removed from the house. In the aftermath, The Sun are reporting Dale has threatened Mo three times. It’s not clear what was said, but it appears they certainly squared up and Dale was called to the Diary room to cool down.

With Alex and Dennis both being removed on the grounds of “aggressive behaviour”, Dale’s days in the house could also be numbered if this report is right. He will almost certainly have to go to maintain consistency, although producers may take a more lenient view towards one of good looking males housemates who is currently involved in the “love square”.

One last thing - I hope you’re not going out tonight because, with all that’s happened, the eviction show is certainly a must watch!

Well apparantly it all kicked off in the house last night to an extent that C4 cut the live coverage and have today issued a statement.

According to reports, it all started when Rex rubbed a pizza into Jenn’s portrait of Stuart. She was then comforted by Dennis who verbally attacked Rex. Mo stood up for the ginger chef and squared up to Dennis who then spat in his face.

I say the camp Scot has to go - there’s no place for disgusting, disrespectful behaviour like this on our TV screens. Outside the house you would be arrested for an assault like this so the producers really have no choice. The only trouble is, I was looking forward to voting him out when he was eventually nominated!

Is it just me or does anyone else think the most interesting couple in the house are Bex and Luke?

Forget the Jenn, Dale, Sylvia & Stuart love square. Bex and Luke are far more entertaining with their witty, and often brutally honest, banter.

The clip in last night’s show in which Bex and Luke were doing there washing together was pure genius.

Let’s see more of this please producers!